Coding is the only thing I suck at writing

Not optimized for mobile - just like sites in Y2K

Welcome to my writing portfolio, a nostalgic blast from 25 years past. Every element here was chosen intentionally to fit the dial-up era theme, and despite sucking at coding, I wrote this site with little to no help from AI. Ok, AI helped a little. Or a lot...

Gemini is now holding my files hostage unless I confess that the HTML and CSS were 98% written by AI. Fine.

At least my writing is 100% authored by yours truly.

Fresh pixels every few seconds!